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Quotations for which I could not find the author.

1. Trespassers will be shot.
   Survivors will be shot again!

   241.

2. Two wrongs don't make a right.
   But three lefts do.

   242.

3. User Error.
   Replace user, and press any key to continue.

   243.

4. Very funny, Scotty.
   Now beam down my clothes.

   244.

5. Virus check complete.
   All viruses functioning normally.

   245.

6. We are born naked, wet, and hungry.
   Then, things get worse.

   246.

7. We have enough youth.
   How about a fountain of smart?

   247.

8. Welcome to Hell.
   Here's your copy of Windows ME.

   248.

9. What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went “tick, tick, tick”?
   “Ve haff vays of making you tock!”

   249.

10. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
    A stick.

    250.

11. What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
    Nothing; you've told her twice, already!

    251.

12. When all else fails, read the instructions.

    252.

13. Where do you find a no-legged dog?
    Right where you left it.

    253.

14. Which is worse: ignorance or apathy?
    Who knows? Who cares?

    254.

15. While having never invented a sin, I am trying to perfect several.

    255.

16. Whoever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

    256.

17. Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?

    257.

18. Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?

    258.

19. Why doesn't DOS ever say “Excellent command or file name”?

    259.

20. Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

    260.