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Quotations for which I could not find the author.

1. My uncle finally quit smoking.
   It was a beautiful service.

   181.

2. Never, ever, make absolute, unconditional statements.

   182.

3. Never argue with a fool.
   They will lower you to their level, and then beat you with experience.

   183.

4. Never call a man a fool.
   Borrow from him.

   184.

5. Never go to bed angry.
   Stay awake and plot your revenge.

   185.

6. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.

   186.

7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

   187.

8. Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon.

   188.

9. Nietzsche: God is dead.
   God: Nietzsche is dead.

   189.

10. No life is totally wasted.
    One can always be known as a bad example.

    190.

11. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

    191.

12. No one dies a virgin.
    Life screws us all.

    192.

13. Not all men are fools.
    Some are bachelors.

    193.

14. Nothing is so simple that it can't get screwed up.

    194.

15. On a Plumber's truck:
    “We repair what your husband fixed.”

    195.

16. One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.

    196.

17. One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day.

    197.

18. One who works with their hands is a laborer.
    One who works with their hands and their mind is a craftsman.
    One who works with their hands, mind, and heart is an artist.

    198.

19. People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

    199.

20. People who live in glass houses should change clothes in the basement.

    200.