Bart Simpson, Writing on the Blackboard

The most interesting of the statements that Bart Simpson appeared to be writing on the blackboard, during the opening sequence of every episode of “The Simpsons”.

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149 quotations — all marked as Funny.

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  1. The truth is not out there.
    141.
  2. There are plenty of businesses like show business.
    142.
  3. There was no Roman god named “Fartacus”.
    143.
  4. There's no such month as “Rocktober”.
    144.
  5. They are laughing at me, not with me.
    145.
  6. This school does not need a “regime change”.
    146.
  7. Vampire is not a career choice.
    147.
  8. When I slept in class, it was not to help Leo DiCaprio.
    148.
  9. World War II could not beat up World War I.
    149.
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