Bart Simpson, Writing on the Blackboard

The most interesting of the statements that Bart Simpson appeared to be writing on the blackboard, during the opening sequence of every episode of “The Simpsons”.

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149 quotations — all marked as Funny.

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  1. I will not call the principal “spud head”.
    61.
  2. I will not carve gods.
    62.
  3. I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
    63.
  4. I will not charge admission to the bathroom.
    64.
  5. I will not conduct my own fire drills.
    65.
  6. I will not create art from dung.
    66.
  7. I will not dance on anyone's grave.
    67.
  8. I will not dissect things unless instructed.
    68.
  9. I will not do anything bad ever again.
    69.
  10. I will not eat things for money.
    70.
  11. I will not encourage others to fly.
    71.
  12. I will not fake rabies.
    72.
  13. I will not file frivolous lawsuits.
    73.
  14. I will not flush evidence.
    74.
  15. I will not get very far with this attitude.
    75.
  16. I will not hang donuts on my person.
    76.
  17. I will not have fun with educational toys.
    77.
  18. I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.
    78.
  19. I will not hide the teacher's medication.
    79.
  20. I will not hide the teacher's Prozac.
    80.
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