If you'd like, you can read more about Bart Simpson, Writing on the Blackboard.
149 quotations — all marked as Funny.
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A booger is not a bookmark.1.
A burp in a jar is not a science project.2.
A burp is not an answer.3.
A fire drill does not demand a fire.4.
A trained ape could not teach gym.5.
Adding “just kidding” doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.6.
“Bagman” is not a legitimate career choice.7.
“Bart Bucks” are not legal tender.8.
Beer in a milk carton is not milk.9.
“butt.butt” is not my E-mail address.10.
Class clown is not a paid position.11.
Dodgeball stops at the gym door.12.
Eating my vegetables is not a Mother's Day present.13.
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun.14.
Frankincense is not a monster.15.
Fridays are not “pants optional”.16.
Global warming did not eat my homework.17.
Goldfish don't bounce.18.
Grammar is not a time of waste.19.
Halloween doesn't kick Thanksgiving's ass.20.