Bart Simpson, Writing on the Blackboard

The most interesting of the statements that Bart Simpson appeared to be writing on the blackboard, during the opening sequence of every episode of “The Simpsons”.

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149 quotations — all marked as Funny.

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  1. A booger is not a bookmark.
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  2. A burp in a jar is not a science project.
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  3. A burp is not an answer.
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  4. A fire drill does not demand a fire.
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  5. A trained ape could not teach gym.
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  6. Adding “just kidding” doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
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  7. “Bagman” is not a legitimate career choice.
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  8. “Bart Bucks” are not legal tender.
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  9. Beer in a milk carton is not milk.
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  10. “butt.butt” is not my E-mail address.
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  11. Class clown is not a paid position.
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  12. Dodgeball stops at the gym door.
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  13. Eating my vegetables is not a Mother's Day present.
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  14. Five days is not too long to wait for a gun.
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  15. Frankincense is not a monster.
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  16. Fridays are not “pants optional”.
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  17. Global warming did not eat my homework.
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  18. Goldfish don't bounce.
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  19. Grammar is not a time of waste.
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  20. Halloween doesn't kick Thanksgiving's ass.
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