Bart Simpson, Writing on the Blackboard

The most interesting of the statements that Bart Simpson appeared to be writing on the blackboard, during the opening sequence of every episode of “The Simpsons”.

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149 quotations — all marked as Funny.

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  1. Organ transplants are best left to the professionals.
    121.
  2. Poking a dead raccoon is not research.
    122.
  3. Ralph won't “morph” if you squeeze him hard enough.
    123.
  4. Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related.
    124.
  5. Sandwiches should not contain sand.
    125.
  6. Shooting paintballs is not an art form.
    126.
  7. Silly String is not a nasal spray.
    127.
  8. Spitwads are not free speech.
    128.
  9. Tar is not a plaything.
    129.
  10. Teacher did not pay too much for her condo.
    130.
  11. Teacher was not dumped — it was mutual.
    131.
  12. Teacher's diet is working.
    132.
  13. Teachers' unions are not ruining this country.
    133.
  14. The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.
    134.
  15. The capital of Montana is not “Hannah”.
    135.
  16. The class hamster isn't just sleeping.
    136.
  17. The First Amendment does not cover burping.
    137.
  18. The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens.
    138.
  19. The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with “Hail Satan”.
    139.
  20. “The President did it” is not an excuse.
    140.
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