24 quotations — 10 Funny, 14 Serious.
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I love deadlines.Douglas Adams 1.
I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Writing is easy.Douglas Adams 2.
You only need to stare at a blank piece of paper until your forehead bleeds.
I find fault with only three things in this story of yours: the beginning, the middle, and the end.George Bernard Shaw 3.
Writing well means never having to say “I guess you had to be there.”.Jef Mallett 4.
I love being a writer.Peter de Vries 5.
What I can't stand is the paperwork.
I write when I'm inspired.Peter de Vries 6.
And I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning.
Some editors are failed writers.T. S. Eliot 7.
But so are most writers.
The difference between fiction and reality?Tom Clancy 8.
Fiction has to make sense.
There are three rules for writing a novel.W. Somerset Maugham 9.
Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.Winston Churchill 10.
Those who write clearly have readers.Albert Camus 11.
Those who write obscurely have commentators.
Either write something worth reading, or do something worth writing.Benjamin Franklin 12.
I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter.Blaise Pascal 13.
You know that I write slowly.Carl Friedrich Gauss 14.
This is chiefly because I am never satisfied until I have said as much as possible in as few words as possible.
And writing briefly takes far more time than writing at length.
The best writing is rewriting.E. B. White 15.
For a long time now, I have tried simply to write the best I can.Ernest Hemingway 16.
Sometimes, I have good luck and write better than I can.
Write something!Gore Vidal 17.
Even if it's just a suicide note.
Writing, to me, is simply thinking through my fingers.Isaac Asimov 18.
It rarely takes more than a page to recognize that you're in the presence of someone who can write.Josh Olson 19.
But it only takes a sentence to know you're dealing with someone who can't.
Substitute ‘damn’, every time you're inclined to write ‘very’.Mark Twain 20.
Your editor will delete it, and the writing will be just as it should be.
[Advice for writers.]