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6 quotations — 5 Funny, 1 Serious.
Everybody hates me, because I'm so universally liked.1.
I love being a writer.2.
What I can't stand is the paperwork.
I write when I'm inspired.3.
And I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.4.
The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.5.
There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.6.