Film and TV

Quotations from Motion Pictures and TV Shows.

65 quotations — 12 Funny, 3 Serious, 50 Trivia.

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  1. I don't bite, you know.
    Unless it's called for.
    [As Eugenia Lampert, in “Charade”.]
    Audrey Hepburn 1.
  2. Let me tell you something, Mister: if I had her money, I'd be richer than she is.
    [As Holly Golightly, in “Breakfast at Tiffany's”.]
    Audrey Hepburn 2.
  3. Barney: High-five!
    Ted: Dude, we're at a wake.
    Barney: Sorry. Solemn low-five.
    Barney Stinson 3.
  4. [Describing the simplicity of running a marathon:]
    Step one: you start running.
    There is no step two.
    Barney Stinson 4.
  5. In my body, where the shame gland should be, there's a second awesome gland.
    Barney Stinson 5.
  6. Relapse five!
    That's when we high-five.
    Then it's awkward for a little bit.
    Then we high-five again.
    Barney Stinson 6.
  7. The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old.
    Barney Stinson 7.
  8. There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.
    Barney Stinson 8.
  9. There's three rules of cheating:
    (1) It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married.
    (2) It's not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels.
    (3) And it's not cheating if she's from a different area code.
    Barney Stinson 9.
  10. Think of me like Yoda.
    But, instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome.
    I'm your bro — I'm Broda!
    Barney Stinson 10.
  11. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead.
    Barney Stinson 11.
  12. After only five years of playing football, I got a college degree.
    Forrest Gump 12.

  13. Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're gonna get.
    Forrest Gump 13.
  14. Things are never so bad that they can't be made worse.
    [As Charlie Allnut, in The African Queen.]
    Humphrey Bogart 14.
  15. Between two evils, always pick the one you've never tried before.
    [As Rose Carlton, in “Klondike Annie”.]
    Mae West 15.

  16. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
    [As Michael Corleone, in “The Godfather: Part II”.]
    Al Pacino 16.
  17. Say “hello” to my little friend!
    [As Tony Montana, in “Scarface”.]
    Al Pacino 17.
  18. Love means never having to say you're sorry.
    [As Jennifer Cavilleri Barrett, in “Love Story”.]
    Ali MacGraw 18.
  19. Hasta la vista, baby.
    [As the Terminator.]
    Arnold Schwarzenegger 19.
  20. I'll be back.
    [As the Terminator.]
    Arnold Schwarzenegger 20.

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