Film and TV

Quotations from Motion Pictures and TV Shows.

65 quotations — 12 Funny, 3 Serious, 50 Trivia.

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  1. You can't handle the truth!
    [As Col. Nathan Jessup, in “A Few Good Men”.]
    Jack Nicholson 41.
  2. Any world that produced the Taj Mahal, William Shakespeare, and striped toothpaste can't be all that bad.
    [As C.R. MacNamara, in “One, Two, Three”.]
    James Cagney 42.
  3. Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
    [As Arthur “Cody” Jarrett, in “White Heat”.]
    James Cagney 43.
  4. Live fast. Die young. Leave a good-looking corpse.
    [As Nick Romano, in “Knock on Any Door”.]
    John Derek 44.
  5. Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
    [As Dorothy Gale, in “The Wizard of Oz”.]
    Judy Garland 45.
  6. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve?
    You just put your lips together and blow.
    [As Marie “Slim” Browning, in “To Have and Have Not”.]
    Lauren Bacall 46.
  7. I only like two kinds of men: domestic and imported.
    [As Tira, in “I'm No Angel”.]
    Mae West 47.
  8. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
    [As Lady Lou, in “She Done Him Wrong”.]
    Mae West 48.
  9. I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
    [As Vito Corleone, in “The Godfather”.]
    Marlon Brando 49.
  10. You don't understand.
    I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody.
    Instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it.
    [As Terry Malloy in “On the Waterfront”.]
    Marlon Brando 50.
  11. Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
    [As Gordon Gekko, in “Wall Street”.]
    Michael Douglas 51.
  12. Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten me into!
    [As Oliver, in “Sons of the Desert”. It's actually “nice mess”, but we think “fine mess” sounds better.]
    Oliver Hardy 52.
  13. I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
    [As Howard Beale, in “Network”.]
    Peter Finch 53.
  14. You had me at ‘hello’.
    [As Dorothy Boyd, in “Jerry Maguire”.]
    Renee Zellweger 54.
  15. Better to be a king for a night than a schmuck for a lifetime.
    [As Rupert Pupkin, in “The King of Comedy”.]
    Robert De Niro 55.
  16. You talkin' to me?
    [As Travis Bickle, in “Taxi Driver”.]
    Robert De Niro 56.
  17. I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
    [As Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore, in “Apocalypse Now”.]
    Robert Duvall 57.
  18. You're gonna need a bigger boat.
    [As Martin Brody, in “Jaws”.]
    Roy Scheider 58.
  19. A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
    [As James Bond, in “Goldfinger”.]
    Sean Connery 59.
  20. Bond. James Bond.
    [As James Bond, in “Dr. No” (the first James Bond film). The line also appears in all the other James Bond films.]
    Sean Connery 60.

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