Chuck Norris Facts

The best of the fictional, satirical factoids about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris.

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22 quotations — all marked as Funny.

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  1. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.
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  2. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
    We don't know. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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