Yogi Berra

A Major League Baseball player and manager.

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9 quotations — 8 Funny, 1 Serious.


  1. I guess that's the earliest I've ever been late.
    [On arriving five minutes late to an interview, rather than his usual half-hour.]
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  2. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
    2.
  3. Surprise me!
    [When his wife asked where he would like to be buried.]
    3.
  4. The future ain't what it used to be.
    4.
  5. You better slice that pizza into four pieces; I don't think I could eat six.
    5.
  6. You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game.
    If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.
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  7. You should always go to other people's funerals.
    Otherwise, they won't come to yours.
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  8. You wouldn't have won, if we would have beaten you.
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  9. In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
    In practice, there is.
    9.