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5 quotations — 4 Funny, 1 Serious.
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.1.
I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.2.
It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse.3.
This, however, I have.
I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.
Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl.4.
I'm a great believer in luck.5.
And I find that, the harder I work, the more I have of it.