Spike Milligan

A comedian, writer, musician, poet, and playwright.

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7 quotations — all marked as Funny.

  1. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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  2. Are you going to come quietly?
    Or do I have to use earplugs?
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  3. [Epitaph:]
    I told you I was ill!
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  4. I have the body of an eighteen year old.
    I keep it in the fridge.
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  5. I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare.
    But then I thought, why should I?
    He never reads any of mine.
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  6. Money can't buy friends.
    But you do get a better class of enemy.
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  7. Money can't buy you happiness.
    But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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