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18 quotations — all marked as Funny.
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.1.
Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.2.
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets.3.
Government does not solve problems.4.
It subsidizes them.
Governments tend not to solve problems, but only to rearrange them.5.
Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose.6.
How do you tell a communist?7.
Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin.
And how do you tell an anti-Communist?
It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
I am not worried about the deficit.8.
It is big enough to take care of itself.
I have left orders to be awakened at any time, in case of national emergency.9.
Even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
I hope you're all Republican.10.
[Speaking to surgeons, as he entered the operating room, following the 1981 assassination attempt.]
It's true hard work never killed anybody, but, I figure, why take the chance?11.
One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it.12.
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession.13.
I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job.14.
Depression is when you lose yours.
Status quo, you know, is Latin for “the mess we're in”.15.
The most terrifying words in the English language are “I'm from the government and I'm here to help.”.16.
Thomas Jefferson once said “We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.”.17.
And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying.
You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.18.