Robin Williams

An actor and comedian.

1. God gave you a penis and a brain.
   But only enough blood to run one at a time.

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2. If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars.
   Just intense negotiations, every 28 days.

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3. Never pick a fight with an ugly person.
   They've got nothing to lose.

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4. So many pedestrians; so little time.

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5. Some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish.
   Yes, of course he was Jewish: 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on!
   He takes his father's business; his mom thought he was God's gift.
   He's Jewish; give it up!

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6. Time is the best teacher.
   Unfortunately, it kills all of its students.

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