Robin Williams

An actor and comedian.

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6 quotations — all marked as Funny.

  1. God gave you a penis and a brain.
    But only enough blood to run one at a time.
  2. If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars.
    Just intense negotiations, every 28 days.
  3. Never pick a fight with an ugly person.
    They've got nothing to lose.
  4. So many pedestrians; so little time.
  5. Some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish.
    Yes, of course he was Jewish: 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on!
    He takes his father's business; his mom thought he was God's gift.
    He's Jewish; give it up!
  6. Time is the best teacher.
    Unfortunately, it kills all of its students.