Rita Rudner

A comedian, writer, and actress.

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5 quotations — all marked as Funny.

  1. Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love.
    I'd only stepped in it a few times.
  2. Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.
  3. I love being married.
    It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  4. My grandmother was a very tough woman.
    She buried three husbands.
    And two of them were just napping.
  5. Someday, I want to be rich.
    Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity.
    That's how rich I want to be.