Oscar Levant

A pianist, composer, author, comedian, and actor.

1. Roses are red; violets are blue.
   I'm schizophrenic; and so am I.

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2. Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

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3. There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

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4. What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

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6. A politician is a man who will double-cross that bridge when he comes to it.

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7. Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

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8. I am no more humble than my talents require.

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