If you'd like, you can read more about Mitch Hedberg.
4 quotations — 3 Funny, 1 Serious.
I don't have a girlfriend.1.
But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
I like to play blackjack.2.
I'm not addicted to gambling; I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
I'm sick of following my dreams.3.
I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later.
An escalator can never break.4.
It can only become stairs.