Mitch Hedberg

A stand-up comedian.

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4 quotations — 3 Funny, 1 Serious.

  1. I don't have a girlfriend.
    But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
    1.
  2. I like to play blackjack.
    I'm not addicted to gambling; I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
    2.
  3. I'm sick of following my dreams.
    I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later.
    3.
  5. An escalator can never break.
    It can only become stairs.
    4.