7 quotations — all marked as Funny.
Failure: When your best just isn't good enough.1.
That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable.2.
The best leaders inspire by example.3.
However, when that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.4.
There are no stupid questions.5.
But there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty.6.
Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.
When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.7.