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3 quotations — 2 Funny, 1 Serious.
An erection is a mysterious thing.1.
There's always that fear, each time one goes, that you won't be seeing it again.
If the good guy gets the girl, it's rated PG.2.
If the bad guy gets the girl, it's rated R.
And, if everybody gets the girl, it's rated X.
I tell my sons they didn't have my advantages growing up.3.
I came from abject poverty; there was nowhere to go but up.