Kirk Douglas

An actor and film producer.

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3 quotations — 2 Funny, 1 Serious.

  1. An erection is a mysterious thing.
    There's always that fear, each time one goes, that you won't be seeing it again.
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  2. If the good guy gets the girl, it's rated PG.
    If the bad guy gets the girl, it's rated R.
    And, if everybody gets the girl, it's rated X.
    2.
  4. I tell my sons they didn't have my advantages growing up.
    I came from abject poverty; there was nowhere to go but up.
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