Johnny Carson

A television host and comedian.

1. Any time four New Yorkers get into a cab together, without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

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2. I was so naive as a kid: I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

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3. Married men live longer than single men.
   But they're a lot more willing to die.

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5. People will pay more to be entertained than to be educated.

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6. The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

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