Johnny Carson

A television host and comedian.

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5 quotations — 3 Funny, 2 Serious.

  1. Any time four New Yorkers get into a cab together, without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
  2. I was so naive as a kid: I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
  3. Married men live longer than single men.
    But they're a lot more willing to die.

  4. People will pay more to be entertained than to be educated.
  5. The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.