James H. Boren

A humorist.

1. When in charge, ponder.
   When in trouble, delegate.
   When in doubt, mumble.

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3. A tax expert is anyone who can read five pages of the tax law without crying — or ten pages without laughing.

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4. I just got the bill for my surgery.
   Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.

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5. It is hard to look up to a leader who keeps his ear to the ground.

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