Jackie Mason

A stand-up comedian.

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3 quotations — all marked as Funny.

  1. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
    The rest cheat in Europe.
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  2. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life.
    Unless I buy something.
    2.
  3. It's no longer a question of staying healthy.
    It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
    3.