J. Paul Getty

An industrialist ; founder of the Getty Museum.

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6 quotations — all marked as Funny.

  1. Formula for success: Rise early, work hard, strike oil.
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  2. If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
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  3. If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem.
    If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
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  4. In times of rapid change, experience could be your worst enemy.
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  5. Money is like manure.
    You have to spread it around, or it smells.
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  6. The meek shall inherit the Earth.
    But not its mineral rights.
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