Homer Simpson

A fictional character in the animated television series “The Simpsons”.

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6 quotations — all marked as Funny.

  1. If at first you don't succeed, give up.
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  2. Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
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  3. Never hit a man with glasses.
    Hit him with a baseball bat.
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  4. Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it.
    Now quiet! — They're gonna announce the lottery numbers.
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  5. Trying is the first step to failure.
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  6. You tried your best, and failed miserably.
    The lesson is: never try.
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