George W. Bush

The 43rd President of the United States.

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28 quotations — all marked as Funny.

  1. Because he's hiding.
    [Asked why his administration had been unable to locate and arrest Osama Bin Laden.]
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  2. But, all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me.
    [On the 21st of December, 2001.]
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  3. I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.
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  4. I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers.
    Thank you.
    Now watch this drive.
    [Statements to reporters during an interview on a golf course.]
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  5. I can only speak to myself.
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  6. I don't know why you're talking about Sweden.
    They're the neutral one.
    They don't have an army.
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  7. I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
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  8. I made it very plain: We will not have an all-volunteer army. [Crowd boos]
    Let me restate that: We will not have a draft. [Crowd Cheers]
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  9. I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
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  10. I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again.
    There just is; that's the reality of the world.
    And I wish him all the very best.
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  11. It was amazing I won.
    I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency.
    [Referring to his victory in the 2000 elections.]
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  12. It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important.
    It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.
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  13. It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way.
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  14. Keep good relations with the Greecians.
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  15. More and more of our imports come from overseas.
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  16. Never again, in the halls of Washington D.C., do I want to have to make explanations that I can't explain.
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  17. One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can possibly be.
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  18. One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
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  19. One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq with the war on terror.
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  20. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful; and so are we.
    They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people; and neither do we.
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  21. Sometimes, words have consequences you don't intend them to mean.
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  22. Thank you, your Holiness.
    Awesome speech.
    [Addressing Pope Benedict.]
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  23. The point now is how do we work together to achieve important goals.
    And one such goal is a democracy in Germany.
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  24. The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off.
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  25. They misunderestimated me.
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  26. This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way.
    We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.
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  27. Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness.
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  28. Will the highways on the Internet become more few?
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