George Burns

A comedian, actor, and writer.

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2 quotations — all marked as Funny.


  1. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family — in another city.
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  2. The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
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