Friends TV Show

Lines from the '90s hit sitcom created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman.

1. Chandler: I got her machine.
   Joey: Her answering machine?
   Chandler: No. Interestingly enough, her leaf-blower picked up.

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2. Joey: My agent just called me with an audition for Days of Our Lives!
   Phoebe: Oh! Well, we have to celebrate. You know what we should do? We should do, like, a soap opera theme.
   Chandler: Hey, yeah! We could all sleep together, and then one of us could get amnesia.

   2.

3. Kathy: I'll tell you what, Chandler. Why don't you call me when you grow up!
   Chandler: Yeah, well, don't expect that to happen any time soon!

   3.

4. [Last words of the series.]
   Rachel: Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
   Monica: We've got some time.
   Rachel: Okay. Should we get some coffee?
   Chandler: Sure... Where?

   4.

5. [Monica and Chandler jump under the bed-covers. Chandler swiftly doffs his clothes.]
   Monica: Wow! You are really fast!
   Chandler: It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.

   5.

6. Monica: I know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.
   Rachel: What's the other one?
   Monica: I don't know. I've never had to use the other one.

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7. [Monica serves Chandler and Joey some leftover chicken.]
   Monica: Okay, I've got a leg, three breasts, and a wing.
   Chandler: Well, how do you find clothes that fit?

   7.

8. Monica: So basically, this is a getting-rid-of-everything-Rachel-ever-used sale.
   Ross: Touched, used, sat on, slept on.
   Gunther: I'll take it all.

   8.

9. Monica [To Phoebe]: Honey, having a heart attack is nature's way of telling you to slow it down.
   Chandler: Really? I always thought a heart attack was nature's way of telling you to die.

   9.

10. Phoebe: Lily's dead!
    Frank Sr.: She — what?
    Phoebe: She's dead.
    Frank Sr.: Are you sure?
    Phoebe: Well, if she isn't, cremating her was a big mistake.

    10.

11. Susie: Excuse me. Is your name Chandler?
    Chandler: Uh, yes; yes it is.
    Susie: Chandler Bing?
    Chandler: Do you know me, or are you just really good at this game?

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