Fred Allen

A comedian and radio host.

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4 quotations — all marked as Funny.

  1. A celebrity: A person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
  2. Committee: A group of men who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
  3. I have just returned from Boston.
    It is the only thing to do, if you find yourself there.
  4. I like long walks.
    Especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.