Bette Midler

A singer, actress, and comedian.

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5 quotations — all marked as Funny.

  1. But enough about me.
    Let's talk about you.
    What do you think of me?
  2. Give a girl the correct footwear and she can conquer the world.
  3. If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
  4. My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
  5. The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.