Andy Rooney

A Radio and Television writer.

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5 quotations — all marked as Funny.

  1. Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
  2. Computers make it easier to do a lot of things.
    But most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
  3. I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away, after the letters are worn off.
  4. Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
  5. We're all proud of making little mistakes.
    It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.