Alfred E. Neuman

A fictional mascot and iconic cover boy of Mad magazine.

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4 quotations — all marked as Funny.

  1. Most people don't act stupid.
    It's the real thing.
  2. Nowadays, a balanced diet is when every McNugget weighs the same.
  3. The problem with learning from experience is that you always get the test before the lesson.
  4. The U.N. is a place where governments opposed to free speech demand to be heard.