Abraham Lincoln

The 16th President of the United States.

1. All through life, be sure and put your feet in the right place.
   Then, stand firm.

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2. How many legs does a dog have, if you call the tail a leg?
   Four. Calling the tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

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3. I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards.

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4. I do not like that man.
   I must get to know him better.

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5. It's my experience that folks who have no vices have, generally, very few virtues.

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6. When I do good, I feel good.
   When I do bad, I feel bad.
   That's my religion.

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7. You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time.
   But you can't fool all the people all the time.

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9. I can make more generals; but horses cost money.

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