A. Whitney Brown

A writer and comedian; best known for his appearances on Saturday Night Live.

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3 quotations — 2 Funny, 1 Serious.

  1. A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer, because he was black.
    That was wrong; they should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
  2. I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals.
    I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

  3. The past actually happened.
    But history is only what someone wrote down.