Scott Adams

The creator of the Dilbert comic strip.

1. About 400 women turned me down for dates this year.
   I can only conclude one thing: not enough quality women.

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2. After careful analysis, I have developed a sophisticated theory to explain the existence of this bizarre workplace behavior: People are idiots.

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3. Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes.
   Art is knowing which ones to keep.

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4. If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

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5. Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

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6. There are very few personal problems that can't be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

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7. There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

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