Scott Adams

The creator of the Dilbert comic strip.

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7 quotations — all marked as Funny.

  1. About 400 women turned me down for dates this year.
    I can only conclude one thing: not enough quality women.
  2. After careful analysis, I have developed a sophisticated theory to explain the existence of this bizarre workplace behavior: People are idiots.
  3. Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes.
    Art is knowing which ones to keep.
  4. If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
  5. Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
  6. There are very few personal problems that can't be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
  7. There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.