Kin Hubbard

A cartoonist, humorist, and journalist.

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13 quotations — 10 Funny, 3 Serious.


  1. A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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  2. Boys will be boys.
    And so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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  3. Don't knock the weather.
    If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.
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  4. If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
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  5. It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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  6. Nobody ever forgets where they buried the hatchet.
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  7. Nobody minds being interrupted — if it's by applause.
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  8. There are two ways to handle a woman.
    And nobody knows either of them.
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  9. We would all like to vote for the best man.
    But he is never a candidate.
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  10. Whenever a fellow says “It ain't the money, but the principle of the thing.”, it's the money.
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  11. Some fellows get credit for being conservative, when they are only stupid.
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  12. The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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  13. The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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