Joey Adams

A comedian.

1. A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence: it protects the property without obstructing the view.

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2. A teacher is a person who used to think they liked children.

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3. Don't worry about avoiding temptation.
   As you grow older, it starts avoiding you.

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4. If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

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5. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

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6. People are still willing to do an honest day's work.
   The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

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7. Smack your child every day.
   If you don't know why, he does.

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8. The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

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10. Never let a fool kiss you.
    Or a kiss fool you.

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