Doug Larson

A columnist.

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7 quotations — 6 Funny, 1 Serious.

  1. Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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  2. Arriving 15 minutes early does nothing but guarantee a 30-minute wait.
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  3. Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
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  4. Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were doing the impossible.
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  5. The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
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  6. The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
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  8. A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.
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