Dan Quayle

The 44th Vice President of the United States, serving under George H. W. Bush.

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13 quotations — all marked as Funny.


  1. Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.
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  2. I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy.
    But that could change.
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  3. I love California.
    I practically grew up in Phoenix.
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  4. If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
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  5. It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
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  6. It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
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  7. My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will never surrender to what is right.
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  8. The future will be better tomorrow.
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  9. This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.
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  10. We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
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  11. We don't want to go back to tomorrow; we want to move forward.
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  12. We have a firm commitment to NATO; we are a part of NATO.
    We have a firm commitment to Europe; we are a part of Europe.
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  13. We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
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