Bill Cosby

A comedian, actor, writer, television producer.

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9 quotations — 6 Funny, 3 Serious.

  1. A word to the wise isn't necessary.
    It's the stupid ones who need the advice.
  2. Always end the name of your child with a vowel — so that, when you yell, the name will carry.
  3. Immortality is a long shot, I admit.
    But somebody has to be first.
  4. Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
  5. Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
  6. Women don't want to hear what you think.
    Women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.

  7. In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
  8. Is the glass half full, or half empty?
    It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
  9. You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children?
    Those who've never had any.